Y\u0131lmaz \u00d6zdil\u2019in yay\u0131nlanmayan yaz\u0131s\u0131: Ba\u015fbakan kim olsun?<\/p>\n

Birincisi, devlette devaml\u0131l\u0131k esast\u0131r, devlet dedi\u011fin babadan o\u011fula\u2019d\u0131r.<\/p>\n

\u0130kincisi, hi\u00e7 unutmam, 2005 senesinde Br\u00fcksel\u2019deki NATO zirvesinde, ABD Ba\u015fkan\u0131 Bush, \u0130ngiltere Ba\u015fbakan\u0131 Blair ve bunun babas\u0131 bir araya gelmi\u015fti, Bush parma\u011f\u0131yla bunu g\u00f6sterip \u201c\u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yor mu bu\u201d diye sormu\u015ftu, babas\u0131 \u201c\u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yor\u201d demi\u015fti, Bush da daha bi saniye \u00f6nce \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131p \u00e7al\u0131\u015fmad\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 bile bilmedi\u011fi halde \u201c\u00e7ok ak\u0131ll\u0131 bi \u00e7ocuk\u201d demi\u015fti, Blair de g\u00fclerek \u201ct\u0131pk\u0131 babas\u0131 gibi\u201d demi\u015fti.<\/p>\n

\u00dc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fcs\u00fc, Bush\u2019la Blair hakl\u0131yd\u0131, hakikaten \u00e7ok zeki bi \u00e7ocuk\u2026 K\u00fc\u00e7\u00fckken okuyacak paras\u0131 bile yoktu, Remzi\u2019nin bursuyla okudu. \u015eimdi, \u00e7al\u0131\u015farak kazand\u0131\u011f\u0131 paralar\u0131n\u0131 48 saat s\u0131f\u0131rl\u0131yor, h\u00e2l\u00e2 30 milyon avrosu kal\u0131yor, zek\u00e2s\u0131n\u0131 d\u00fc\u015f\u00fcn yani.<\/p>\n

D\u00f6rd\u00fcnc\u00fcs\u00fc, milletvekili olmas\u0131na filan gerek yoktur, do\u011fu\u015ftan milli egemendir, \u201c23 Nisan\u201d do\u011fumludur. Se\u00e7im me\u00e7im yap\u0131lmas\u0131n, \u00e7ocuk bayram\u0131\u2019nda makama oturtulsun, bi daha kalkmas\u0131n, ister ass\u0131n ister kessin.<\/p>\n

Be\u015fincisi, vak\u0131f\u00e7\u0131 oldu\u011fu i\u00e7in memlekete dair her mevzuya v\u00e2k\u0131ft\u0131r\u2026 Babas\u0131 ne zaman s\u0131k\u0131\u015fsa onu arar, telefon eder, Fenerbah\u00e7e\u2019yi \u015f\u00f6yle yap der, telefon eder, \u015fu i\u015fadam\u0131n\u0131 kuca\u011fa oturt der, telefon eder, \u00e7iftlik ne oldu diye sorar. Ger\u00e7i biraz yava\u015f anlar, ha bire anlamad\u0131m babac\u0131m der ama, olsun, o kadar kusur kad\u0131 k\u0131z\u0131nda da olur, imam o\u011flunda da olur. Bilal\u2019den \u015fahane ba\u015fbakan olur.
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\nBilal olmazsa\u2026
\nHay\u0131rsever R\u0131za cuk oturur.<\/p>\n

O da maa\u015fallah Bilal gibi zek\u00e2 k\u00fcp\u00fc, hen\u00fcz 26 ya\u015f\u0131ndayken 86 milyar dolarl\u0131k alt\u0131n ihracat\u0131 yapt\u0131.<\/p>\n

Ayr\u0131ca\u2026 Bakanlar\u0131n yar\u0131s\u0131 zaten emrinde.
\nHay\u0131rsever oldu\u011fu i\u00e7in, seviyor bakanlar\u0131m\u0131z\u0131. Kimine kol saati al\u0131yor, kimine tak\u0131m elbise al\u0131yor, kimine \u00e7ikolata kutusu g\u00f6nderiyor. Bakanlar\u0131m\u0131z da onu seviyor. Mesela, i\u00e7i\u015fleri bakan\u0131m\u0131z gerekirse \u00f6n\u00fcne yat\u0131yor.<\/p>\n

Ba\u015fbakan\u0131m\u0131z \u201cyuh \u00e7ekersen, tokad\u0131 yersin\u201d diyor, vatanda\u015flar\u0131 yumrukluyor, yerlerde tekmeletiyor, R\u0131za da \u201ch\u0131rs\u0131z var\u201d diyeni, korumalar\u0131na yakalatt\u0131r\u0131yor, a\u011fz\u0131n\u0131 burnunu k\u0131rd\u0131rt\u0131yor.<\/p>\n

Malum \u201ctecav\u00fcz ka\u00e7\u0131n\u0131lmazsa, zevk almaya bak\u201d derler, nas\u0131l olsa milletin oras\u0131na koyacak, bari ba\u015fbakan olarak koysun. Ahaliyi donuna kadar soymalar\u0131na ra\u011fmen, ahali itiraz edece\u011fine \u201csoyuyorsa beni soyuyor, sana ne\u201d diye kavga ediyorsa\u2026 \u201cG\u00f6r bak, milletin oras\u0131na koyaca\u011f\u0131z\u201d diyen m\u00fcteahhit Cengiz\u2019e t\u00f6renle plaket veriliyorsa\u2026 Allah yard\u0131mc\u0131m\u0131z olsun, m\u00fcteahhit Nihat da bu Cengiz\u2019in ba\u015fbakan yard\u0131mc\u0131s\u0131 olsun.
\n\u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc n\u2019aaps\u0131n bu \u015fartlarda Nihat, koymazsa kabahat.<\/p>\n

Hat\u0131rlars\u0131n\u0131z, tapesi s\u0131zm\u0131\u015ft\u0131, \u201cTayyip\u2019in beni \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fc ki\u015fi olarak konumland\u0131rmas\u0131 tesad\u00fcf de\u011fil\u201d demi\u015fti. Nedir devlet protokol\u00fc? Birinci ki\u015fi cumhurba\u015fkan\u0131, ikinci ki\u015fi meclis ba\u015fkan\u0131, \u00fc\u00e7\u00fcnc\u00fc ki\u015fi ba\u015fbakan\u2026 E madem \u00f6yle, tesad\u00fcf olarak kalmas\u0131n, resmiyet kazans\u0131n, \u201cYeni T\u00fcrkiye\u201d protokol\u00fcne ge\u00e7ilsin. Apo tek ba\u015f\u0131na ba\u015fbakan olmasa bile, hi\u00e7 olmazsa e\u015fba\u015fbakan olsun.<\/p>\n

Yasin el Kad\u0131, d\u0131\u015fi\u015fleri bakan\u0131 olsun. Recep \u0130vedik, k\u00fclt\u00fcr bakan\u0131 olsun. Orhan Gencebay, B\u00fclent Ersoy, Hande Yener, Mustafa Sandal, Ali\u015fan, Cengiz Kurto\u011flu, Berdan Mardini, Ece Erken, \u015eafak Sezer kabineye girsin, Burhan Kuzu gene bi \u015fey yap\u0131lmas\u0131n, d\u00fcz milletvekili kals\u0131n, delirsin. Acun, h\u00fck\u00fcmet s\u00f6zc\u00fcs\u00fc olsun.<\/p>\n

Google\u2019dan ayet sallayan, bakara makarac\u0131 Egemen Ba\u011f\u0131\u015f\u2019\u0131 da Ekmeleddin\u2019den bo\u015falan \u0130slam \u0130\u015fbirli\u011fi Te\u015fkilat\u0131\u2019n\u0131n ba\u015f\u0131na getirdin miydi, tad\u0131ndan yenmez gari.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"