{"id":5005,"date":"2020-10-21T19:09:44","date_gmt":"2020-10-21T16:09:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mhphaber.com\/?p=5005"},"modified":"2020-10-21T19:09:46","modified_gmt":"2020-10-21T16:09:46","slug":"birbirlerini-iyi-yiyorlar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mhphaber.com\/?p=5005","title":{"rendered":"Birbirlerini iyi yiyorlar!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>Y\u0131ld\u0131ray \u00c7\u0130\u00c7EK, T\u00fcrkg\u00fcn<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u201c\u0130P ya bug\u00fcn ya yar\u0131n kopacak!\u201d<\/strong>\u00a0ba\u015fl\u0131kl\u0131 yaz\u0131y\u0131 yazd\u0131\u011f\u0131m g\u00fcn\u00fcn ak\u015fam\u0131, Meral Ak\u015fener\u2019in \u0130P isimli partisine \u00dcmit \u00d6zda\u011f\u2019\u0131n CNN T\u00fcrk\u2019te yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131klamalar bomba gibi d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc. Hatta o g\u00fcn yazd\u0131\u011f\u0131m yaz\u0131 i\u00e7erisinde \u201c<strong>\u00dcmit \u00d6zda\u011f ise \u0130P i\u00e7inde d\u0131\u015fland\u0131\u011f\u0131 ve \u00f6telendi\u011fi h\u00e2lde ne mecburiyeti varsa h\u00e2l\u00e2 ekranlarda Meral Ak\u015fener\u2019in ihanet politikalar\u0131n\u0131 aklamaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015f\u0131yor.<\/strong>\u201d demi\u015ftim\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u00dcmit \u00d6zda\u011f nedense bu tutumundan vazge\u00e7ti ve asl\u0131nda \u0130P i\u00e7indeki ili\u015fkiler hakk\u0131nda malumun ilam\u0131nda bulundu.<\/strong> \u0130P\u2019e gitti\u011finde de asl\u0131nda bu durumu biliyordu, finalde de bu durumu en iyi bilenin kendisi oldu\u011funu herkes biliyor. Anlatt\u0131klar\u0131 elbette bizi \u015fa\u015f\u0131rtmad\u0131. Hatta bizim s\u00fcrekli yazd\u0131\u011f\u0131m\u0131z, konu\u015ftu\u011fumuz konular bunlar. Ama kamuoyunda \u0130P kurucusu ve milletvekili olarak \u00dcmit \u00d6zda\u011f\u2019\u0131n konu\u015fmas\u0131 elbette etkili oldu. Pazartesi g\u00fcn\u00fcn\u00fcn ak\u015fam\u0131ndan bu yana g\u00fcndem \u0130P\u2019teki g\u00fc\u00e7 kavgas\u0131 ve \u00e7\u00f6z\u00fclme olmu\u015ftur. \u00c7ok belli ki, \u0130P\u2019te art\u0131k hi\u00e7bir \u015fey eskisi gibi olmayacak\u2026 Siyasi proje ve menfaatler i\u00e7in yan yana gelenler \u015fimdi birbirini yemeye ba\u015flad\u0131.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0130P\u2019teki kavgay\u0131 ve birbirlerini yemeyi g\u00f6r\u00fcnce o me\u015fhur \u2018<strong>foseptik-ci\u011fer-kurt\u00e7uk<\/strong>\u2019 hik\u00e2yesi akl\u0131ma geldi. De\u011ferli sanat\u00e7\u0131m\u0131z Osman \u00d6ztun\u00e7, bir eserinde anlatm\u0131\u015ft\u0131 bu hik\u00e2yeyi\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c<strong>Bir zamanlar \u0130stanbul\u2019da kanalizasyon altyap\u0131s\u0131 olmad\u0131\u011f\u0131ndan, foseptik kuyularla vaziyet idare edilirmi\u015f. Bir d\u00f6nem foseptik kuyular\u0131 tamamen dolmu\u015f ve \u015fehir ya\u015fanmaz h\u00e2le gelmi\u015f. Salg\u0131n hastal\u0131klar ba\u015f g\u00f6stermi\u015f&#8230; \u015eehrin ileri gelenleri bu duruma \u00e7are bulabilmek i\u00e7in seferber olmu\u015f. Tavsiye \u00fczerine kendi h\u00e2linde ya\u015fayan bir adam\u0131n kap\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7alan heyet vaziyeti anlatm\u0131\u015f&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Adam heyete demi\u015f ki; &#8211; B\u00fcy\u00fckba\u015f hayvan ci\u011ferini bu foseptik kuyular\u0131na at\u0131n&#8230; On g\u00fcn sonra a\u00e7\u0131p bak\u0131n, meselenin \u00e7\u00f6z\u00fclm\u00fc\u015f oldu\u011funu g\u00f6receksiniz&#8230; Lakin asla on g\u00fcnden \u00f6nce a\u00e7may\u0131n&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>-Heyettekiler, t\u00fcm \u015fehre bu bilgiyi yaym\u0131\u015f&#8230; \u0130nananlar buna uymu\u015f&#8230; \u0130nanmayanlar ise uymam\u0131\u015f&#8230; Sonu\u00e7ta on g\u00fcn sonra foseptik kuyular\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7anlar, g\u00f6zlerine inanamam\u0131\u015f&#8230; \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc kuyular\u0131n bo\u015f oldu\u011funu g\u00f6rm\u00fc\u015fler&#8230; Heyet yeniden adam\u0131n kap\u0131s\u0131n\u0131 \u00e7alm\u0131\u015f ve durumu izah ettikten sonra i\u015fin s\u0131rr\u0131n\u0131 sual etmi\u015fler&#8230;<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Adam, heyete demi\u015f ki; &#8211; Foseptik \u00e7ukuruna att\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131z b\u00fcy\u00fckba\u015f hayvan ci\u011feri \u00e7ok \u00e7abuk kurt\u00e7uklan\u0131r&#8230; Kurt\u00e7uklar da foseptik yer&#8230; \u00c7\u00fcnk\u00fc kurt\u00e7uklar yedik\u00e7e \u00e7o\u011fal\u0131r&#8230; Be\u015finci g\u00fcn kurt\u00e7uklar kuyudaki fosepti\u011fi yer ve bitirir&#8230; E\u011fer, kuyular\u0131 be\u015finci g\u00fcn a\u00e7sayd\u0131n\u0131z, kurt\u00e7uklarla dolu oldu\u011funu g\u00f6r\u00fcrd\u00fcn\u00fcz&#8230; Bu defa kurt\u00e7uklarla hi\u00e7 ba\u015f edemezdiniz&#8230; Oysa, be\u015finci g\u00fcnden sonra kurt\u00e7uklar yiyecek bir \u015fey bulamaz&#8230; Bu defa onlar\u0131n ikinci \u00f6zelli\u011fi devreye girer, o da birbirlerini yemeleridir&#8230; Ve be\u015finci g\u00fcnden itibaren kurt\u00e7uklar birbirlerini yer&#8230; Onuncu g\u00fcn kuyular\u0131n kapa\u011f\u0131n\u0131 a\u00e7t\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131zda, iki tane kurt\u00e7uk kald\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131 g\u00f6r\u00fcrs\u00fcn\u00fcz&#8230; Biri di\u011ferini mutlaka yiyece\u011finden, geriye bir tane kurt\u00e7uk kal\u0131r&#8230; Son kurt\u00e7uk da a\u00e7l\u0131ktan \u00f6l\u00fcr, h\u00e2liyle kuyular bo\u015falm\u0131\u015f olur&#8230; Heyet, \u015fa\u015fk\u0131n bir \u015fekilde evlerine d\u00f6ner.<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0130P\u2019teki ya\u015fanan h\u00e2l de aynen bu \u015fekildedir. Birbirlerini yiye yiye Meral Ak\u015fener o partide tek ba\u015f\u0131na kalacakt\u0131r. Zaten genel ba\u015fkanl\u0131\u011f\u0131n\u0131n birinci y\u0131l\u0131nda partililerine k\u00fcs\u00fcp \u201c<strong>Parti t\u00fcz\u00fc\u011f\u00fcm\u00fcz\u00fcn \u015fahs\u0131ma tan\u0131d\u0131\u011f\u0131 yetki \u00e7er\u00e7evesinde se\u00e7imli kurultay karar\u0131 alm\u0131\u015f bulunuyorum. Kurultayda aday olmayaca\u011f\u0131m, aday olacak arkada\u015flar\u0131ma ba\u015far\u0131lar diliyorum\u201d demi\u015fti. \u201cD\u00f6nmemek \u00fczere evime gidiyorum<\/strong>\u201d dedi ama ikna edilerek tekrar genel ba\u015fkanl\u0131k g\u00f6revine d\u00f6nd\u00fc. \u201c<strong>Evine d\u00f6n<\/strong>\u201d hik\u00e2yesi asl\u0131nda bu ama \u201c<strong>anlamam\u0131\u015f<\/strong>\u201d gibi davran\u0131yorlar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0130P\u2019in CHP-HDP ile olan ili\u015fkisi y\u00fcz\u00fcnden zaten kurucular\u0131n bir\u00e7o\u011fu tepki g\u00f6stererek istifa etmi\u015f durumdad\u0131r. CHP ve HDP\u2019ye tutunarak fazla ilerlemeleri s\u00f6z konusu de\u011fildir. Par\u00e7alanma, b\u00f6l\u00fcnme ve de\u015fifre olma a\u015famas\u0131na ge\u00e7ilmi\u015ftir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"622\" height=\"418\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mhphaber.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/ip-2-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5006\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.mhphaber.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/ip-2-1.jpg 622w, http:\/\/www.mhphaber.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/10\/ip-2-1-300x202.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 622px) 100vw, 622px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0130P\u2019teki kavga ve \u00e7\u00f6z\u00fclme h\u00e2line dayal\u0131 geli\u015fmeleri bundan sonra \u015fu deyimlerle tarif edebiliriz: \u201c<strong>\u0130p inceldi\u011fi yerden kopar, ip ka\u00e7k\u0131n\u0131, ipe basan, ipe sapa gelmemek, ipe un sermek, ipi \u00e7\u00f6zmek, ipi \u00e7\u00fcr\u00fck, ipi k\u0131r\u0131k, ipi k\u0131rmak, ipi koparmak, ipi sap\u0131 yok, ipin ucu birinin elinde olmak, ipin ucunu ka\u00e7\u0131rmak, ipini \u00e7ekmek, ipini kendi eliyle \u00e7ekmek, ipini kesmek, ipini k\u0131rmak, ipini k\u0131rm\u0131\u015f, ipini s\u00fcr\u00fcy\u00fcp gezmek, ipiyle kuyuya inilmez, ipleri birinin elinde olmak, ipten kaz\u0131ktan kurtulmu\u015f\u2026<\/strong>\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201c<strong>\u0130P ya bug\u00fcn ya yar\u0131n kopacak!<\/strong>\u201d derken bo\u015fa s\u00f6ylemiyorduk. Manzaralar\u0131 ortada\u2026 \u0130P\u2019in kongresinden sonra ya\u015fananlara bak\u0131p, \u201c<strong>bu \u0130P kopmaz<\/strong>\u201d diyen olur mu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CHP ve HDP\u2019nin ihanetlerine halat olma heveslisi \u0130P\u2019in kopmas\u0131 demek, T\u00fcrkiye\u2019nin kazanmas\u0131 demektir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>K\u0131br\u0131s\u2019ta kazan\u0131lan zafer, Azerbaycan\u2019da zafere do\u011fru ilerleyen ve i\u015fgalden kurtarma sava\u015f\u0131, ter\u00f6r \u00f6rg\u00fctlerine s\u0131n\u0131r i\u00e7i ve \u00f6tesi temizlik operasyonlar\u0131, Akdeniz\u2019deki hakl\u0131 \u00e7\u0131kan milli politikalar\u0131m\u0131z T\u00fcrkiye\u2019nin gitti\u011fi do\u011fru yolun i\u015faretidir.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>CHP-HDP ve yanc\u0131lar\u0131n\u0131n bu m\u00fccadelede ayak ba\u011f\u0131 olmas\u0131, s\u00fcrekli ihanet \u00fcreten politikalarla barikat kurmaya \u00e7al\u0131\u015fmas\u0131 alenen ortadad\u0131r. \u0130P\u2019in onlara fedaili\u011fi de tarihe ge\u00e7mi\u015ftir. O h\u00e2lde ihanete \u0130P ile tutunanlar\u0131n kopmas\u0131 ve kopar\u0131lmas\u0131 \u00f6nemlidir. Fark\u0131nda olan kopuyor, fark\u0131na var\u0131p kopacaklar da s\u0131rada\u2026 \u0130nan\u0131n bu kopu\u015flardan T\u00fcrkiye kazanacakt\u0131r.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>Y\u0131ld\u0131ray \u00c7\u0130\u00c7EK, T\u00fcrkg\u00fcn \u201c\u0130P ya bug\u00fcn ya yar\u0131n kopacak!\u201d\u00a0ba\u015fl\u0131kl\u0131 yaz\u0131y\u0131 yazd\u0131\u011f\u0131m g\u00fcn\u00fcn ak\u015fam\u0131, Meral Ak\u015fener\u2019in \u0130P isimli partisine \u00dcmit \u00d6zda\u011f\u2019\u0131n CNN T\u00fcrk\u2019te yapt\u0131\u011f\u0131 a\u00e7\u0131klamalar bomba gibi d\u00fc\u015ft\u00fc. 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